Dogs generally have some pretty gross habits. Like licking themselves and snacking on things they shouldn't. Our beagles are no exception to this.
My son greeted me this morning as I got out of the shower, exclaiming "Bailey ate my poop!"
I wasn't sure what he meant, but assumed the message was garbled as only a three year old can do, and he meant that Bailey had found some treasures in the back yard. Or that the dog had ripped up a diaper again. (Then I wondered how quickly I could write a Craigslist ad.)
My son repeated his exclamation and I asked if Bailey was outside. "No," he said. "He ate my poop out of my potty!"
Sure, enough, I checked the potty and that was definitely the case. I'll leave it to your imagination to figure out how I could tell this.
We finally get my son to start pooping in the potty and the dog eats the evidence. Go figure.